No Excise. No Quarter. No Cowards. 🥃

Back in 1794, tax collectors in western Pennsylvania learned the hard way: don't come between a man and his whiskey. Inspired by one of the boldest slogans of the Whiskey Rebellion, this black desk mat revives the spirit of resistance with a crisp, vintage script that reads loud and clear—No Asylum for Traitors & Cowards. No Excise on Whiskey.

Your workspace just got a lot more hostile to overreach.

Features:

• Bold black-and-white distressed design based on rebel banners and liberty pole slogans

• Oversized 16" x 32" format – perfect for keyboard, mouse, and righteous fury

• Smooth 100% polyester top for effortless mouse movement

• Non-slip natural rubber base that grips harder than federal overreach

• Stitched hemmed edges for long-lasting defiance

• Easy to clean—because spilled bourbon is part of the process

Raise your mug, raise the banner, and keep your desk as free as the frontier.